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[formidable]

TFLN MUSELIST This is TFLN, you know how this works. This will mostly be for Lien Kha, but you can request anyone else on my muselist above. Without further ado, here are the prompts below. a) "it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body" b) "Consume your own penis you ugly freak." c) "Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!" d) "Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…" e) "Let the record show that I hate your ass." f) "You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???" g) "I need advice on ways to politely say “**** you on your way to hell" h) "Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans." i) "I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines." j) "had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN"

Comments

[psychometer]

I think it's just the plethora of weird rich men I happen to meet when I'm on the go with the sleuthing and all!

[ That being said, Lien doesn't exactly scream "trophy wife." BUT YOU SEE THERE IS ALWAYS AN EXPLANATION. ]

I'm cute, perky, I laugh at everything they say like they're being funny and profound, and I'm at LEAST 20 years younger!

[titstetics]

Hah! Think there's only gonna be one type of older guy that you'll attract, Lien-chan. And I'll be happy to give ya an impression on who.

[He's certainly in the mood to be a little shit today. Then again... When isn't Takahisa causing some trouble for someone somewhere?]

Oh, Lien... My sweet darling... Your skin is soft and smooth... (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA FEEL MY HOT BREATH AGAINST YOUR FACE

[psychometer]

i would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

[ Takes a shit to be one it seems ]

also, in terms of my skin, I have been taking care of it lately, thanks for noticing, I work on that

[titstetics]

The hell!? Do wolverines even EAT fingers?!

[Maybe in the comic books, but--]

And who said that I was lookin' at you?! There's plenty of other idiots with skin 'round here, y'know.

[psychometer]

So what you're saying is, you're fine with anything that has skin?

[titstetics]

OI. Weren't we talkin' bout your old man fetish or whatever bullshit case you're on this time!?

[psychometer]

[ It's called pivoting Takahisa, deal with it! ]

You didn't answer my question!!!

[titstetics]

[There's a delayed pause before he finally answers.]

FOR THE LOVE OF-- Yeah, I like girls with pretty skin!

1/2

[psychometer]

[ There is a notable pause in between replies and you could fill the silence with Jeopardy music... ]

[psychometer]

hehehehehehehehe 😋😋😋😋
tell me whose the pretty girl you have an eye on
C'mon, I can't deduce just over text
And it's not like I'll tell annnnnyone

[titstetics]

Why are you so happy all of the sudden?
Oh you say THAT
but how many connections ya got, huh?
I'm sure you're gonna slip up and reveal the deets eventually

[psychometer]

Nah, you'd be surprised at how well I keep secrets
If I make a slipup, that's my money down the drain as well as my reputation as a private investigator you know

[titstetics]

[After hearing that... He couldn't help the rather relaxed smile on his face now.]

Well at least you take your job seriously
Alright then. I'll say that they're a bit of an airhead and a pain in the ass.

[psychometer]

Ariana Grande!!
I kid
Go ooooooon???

[titstetics]

Good taste in music there!
Though this person feels more reachable than that.
They seem selfish on the surface, but they actually look out for people in their own way. What can I say? Selflessness can be a real turn on.

[psychometer]

That's actually kind of a cute thing to like in a person
Not sure if I'd call it a turn on
But it's valid and so are you :O:

[titstetics]

Valid, eh?
well I like a nice pair of tits like any other guy, but it's heart the behind those that matter the most.

[Ah yes. Takahisa's words of wisdom.]

So uh
What 'bout you? You eyeballin' anyone?

[psychometer]

Ah yes, all tits and little substance, yes, yes... Typical..........

[ She kids, mostly. ]

Mmmmmmm
I'm not sure actually
I guess when I think of "WHOA HOT"





Chris Hemsworth
I guess????

[titstetics]

THE THOR GUY???
WHAT THE FUCK!??


He's funny, jacked and talented!!
Who the hell could compete with that?!

[psychometer]

Absolutely no one!
But hey, when I aim, I aim high lololol

He's too powerful, right?
Aren't you swooning on your end?

[titstetics]

More like GAWKING at your stupidly high standards.
I mean, he's a cool dude and all but C'MON NOW

Actors are one thing, but what about someone who's actually reachable here?
Y'know, like someone who can hold hands with on a rainy day and not feel weird about it.

[psychometer]

Are you telling me
That YOU wouldn't hold Thor's hand????

[titstetics]

YOU'RE DOGDIN' THE QUESTION

[psychometer]

ok ok ok





But before I answer, would you hold his hand, y/n?

[titstetics]

fuckin' hell

Y

Not in a gay way, but y