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TFLN MUSELIST This is TFLN, you know how this works. This will mostly be for Lien Kha, but you can request anyone else on my muselist above. Without further ado, here are the prompts below. a) "it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body" b) "Consume your own penis you ugly freak." c) "Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!" d) "Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…" e) "Let the record show that I hate your ass." f) "You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???" g) "I need advice on ways to politely say “**** you on your way to hell" h) "Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans." i) "I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines." j) "had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN"

Comments

[titstetics]

Cute?
A bit of a vague answer since all girls have a different definition on what cute is.

Let's make this easy for ya.
You an S or M?

[psychometer]

N
None of the above!

[titstetics]

Cooooooward
Ooooh... Maybe I should come over and find out for myself ♥

I'll give ya a little squeeze, Lien-chan!

[psychometer]

Nice try
Go eat your own fingertips
'Sides I'm not your type, my chest is fine, but they're not honkers, lbr

[titstetics]

I ain't a cannibal, dumbass!
And didn't I tell ya? It's not the tit size that matters, it's the heart behind 'em!

[psychometer]

This exchange is the reason why Thor is the only one for me!!
You're not making a good case for yourself here?!

[titstetics]

EH????

Wait... I was on your radar?!

1/2

[psychometer]

[ Insert a LONG pause here because Lien is wondering, "Wait, did I just get into a 4D chess move...? ]

[psychometer]

You're ok?
Not on the radar though

[ welp ]

I dunno if I have one except for muscular movie actors
You don't even know me that well, our meeting was kind of stupid

[titstetics]

[That hurts a bit, but at least she said that he was OK! He'll take the little victories.]

Hah! That's one hell of a fickle response.
Think you were the one that started it! If it's stupid, then the smell has to lead to you!

[psychometer]

The smell of stupid is only enhanced by certain light-haired guys that think they're cool
hmmmMMMmmmmm

[titstetics]

Is that any way to talk to the guy who saved your ass???
A little THANKS would be appreciated here

[psychometer]

Nothing but disrespect for MY savior.

[titstetics]

I CAN SEE THE STRIKE OUT, DUMBASS

[psychometer]

Gee, wonder how that got there??
Anyway

I didn't say thank you properly so
Is treating you to boba a good way to do that?

[titstetics]

Boba you say
Will there be other refreshments too?

[Takahisa could never pass up food or drinks!!]

[psychometer]

The place I like going to usually has spicy popcorn chicken and fries!
I love salty snacks with a sweet drink.

[titstetics]

Hell yeah! That's my type of food!
I'm a guy who ain't too picky whenever it comes to havin' a bite.
Hell if ya got any secret menus that you've always wanted to test, I'll give 'em a go.

[psychometer]

Alrighty~
Though I don't go too wild on weird food combos really

[ She's a lighter eater than one would expect, but she does like her sweet drinks and coffee. ]

Weekends good?

[titstetics]

[In his case, it was a mix of his upbringing and the fact that being a pyrokinesis required you to eat a lot!]

Sounds good to me! It's a date, Lien-chan~♥

[psychometer]

don't get ahead of yourself
or else you pay for your own thank you boba