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TFLN MUSELIST This is TFLN, you know how this works. This will mostly be for Lien Kha, but you can request anyone else on my muselist above. Without further ado, here are the prompts below. a) "it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body" b) "Consume your own penis you ugly freak." c) "Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!" d) "Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…" e) "Let the record show that I hate your ass." f) "You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???" g) "I need advice on ways to politely say “**** you on your way to hell" h) "Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans." i) "I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines." j) "had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN"

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[psychometer]

Nah, you'd be surprised at how well I keep secrets
If I make a slipup, that's my money down the drain as well as my reputation as a private investigator you know

[titstetics]

[After hearing that... He couldn't help the rather relaxed smile on his face now.]

Well at least you take your job seriously
Alright then. I'll say that they're a bit of an airhead and a pain in the ass.

[psychometer]

Ariana Grande!!
I kid
Go ooooooon???

[titstetics]

Good taste in music there!
Though this person feels more reachable than that.
They seem selfish on the surface, but they actually look out for people in their own way. What can I say? Selflessness can be a real turn on.

[psychometer]

That's actually kind of a cute thing to like in a person
Not sure if I'd call it a turn on
But it's valid and so are you :O:

[titstetics]

Valid, eh?
well I like a nice pair of tits like any other guy, but it's heart the behind those that matter the most.

[Ah yes. Takahisa's words of wisdom.]

So uh
What 'bout you? You eyeballin' anyone?

[psychometer]

Ah yes, all tits and little substance, yes, yes... Typical..........

[ She kids, mostly. ]

Mmmmmmm
I'm not sure actually
I guess when I think of "WHOA HOT"





Chris Hemsworth
I guess????

[titstetics]

THE THOR GUY???
WHAT THE FUCK!??


He's funny, jacked and talented!!
Who the hell could compete with that?!

[psychometer]

Absolutely no one!
But hey, when I aim, I aim high lololol

He's too powerful, right?
Aren't you swooning on your end?

[titstetics]

More like GAWKING at your stupidly high standards.
I mean, he's a cool dude and all but C'MON NOW

Actors are one thing, but what about someone who's actually reachable here?
Y'know, like someone who can hold hands with on a rainy day and not feel weird about it.

[psychometer]

Are you telling me
That YOU wouldn't hold Thor's hand????

[titstetics]

YOU'RE DOGDIN' THE QUESTION

[psychometer]

ok ok ok





But before I answer, would you hold his hand, y/n?

[titstetics]

fuckin' hell

Y

Not in a gay way, but y

[psychometer]

fair enough!
OK so serious answer from me
my type of guy isssssssssssss

Honestly, I'm not too sure? I never considered nabbing a boyfriend.
I guess I like it if a guy has cute responses to my dumb jokes.

[titstetics]

Cute?
A bit of a vague answer since all girls have a different definition on what cute is.

Let's make this easy for ya.
You an S or M?

[psychometer]

N
None of the above!

[titstetics]

Cooooooward
Ooooh... Maybe I should come over and find out for myself ♥

I'll give ya a little squeeze, Lien-chan!

[psychometer]

Nice try
Go eat your own fingertips
'Sides I'm not your type, my chest is fine, but they're not honkers, lbr

[titstetics]

I ain't a cannibal, dumbass!
And didn't I tell ya? It's not the tit size that matters, it's the heart behind 'em!

[psychometer]

This exchange is the reason why Thor is the only one for me!!
You're not making a good case for yourself here?!

[titstetics]

EH????

Wait... I was on your radar?!

1/2

[psychometer]

[ Insert a LONG pause here because Lien is wondering, "Wait, did I just get into a 4D chess move...? ]

[psychometer]

You're ok?
Not on the radar though

[ welp ]

I dunno if I have one except for muscular movie actors
You don't even know me that well, our meeting was kind of stupid

[titstetics]

[That hurts a bit, but at least she said that he was OK! He'll take the little victories.]

Hah! That's one hell of a fickle response.
Think you were the one that started it! If it's stupid, then the smell has to lead to you!