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TFLN MUSELIST This is TFLN, you know how this works. This will mostly be for Lien Kha, but you can request anyone else on my muselist above. Without further ado, here are the prompts below. a) "it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body" b) "Consume your own penis you ugly freak." c) "Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!" d) "Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…" e) "Let the record show that I hate your ass." f) "You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???" g) "I need advice on ways to politely say “**** you on your way to hell" h) "Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans." i) "I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines." j) "had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN"

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oh my god

[onoir]

[ oh my god. ]

Where did she find these photographs...?

[ No one ever teach Diarmuid about memes. No one. ]

Are these "emotes"?

[emotive]

[ AI DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MEMES, but they'll get there eventually. For now, please remain pure Diarmuid ]

Ah, well with the Internet, you can find all sorts of images rather easily.

[ She holds out one hand. ]

May I? We have to put a stop to this before it's too late.

[onoir]

[ Diarmuid, who has no idea what memes are, is currently the embodiment of the Kris Jenner meme: "Ai you're doing amazing sweetie".

He hands her his phone, with the utmost trust in her judgment. ]

Do your worst. [ There it is, that twinkle in his eye. ]

[psychometer]

[ Ai stands in place with his phone and with both thumbs begins to type rapidly. There are soft pings which are Lien's replies, but Ai Thao retorts back with each notification without a change in expression.

Once she's done (and there is a WALL of text) she holds it up to Diarmuid smiling. What has taken place was Lien trying to win with a barrage of memes, but Ai has gently threatened the older twin with vague allusions to past exploits that will embarrass her further.

That's neither here nor there; what's important is this for Diarmuid. ]

Sorry
I'm really sorry
I won't bother you 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[onoir]

[ Ai... simply too powerful. Poor Lien, he thinksー he didn't mean to make her apologize to him, after all.

A soft sigh-laugh, and he responds in kind: ]

No apologies, Miss Lien. You were hardly bothering me.

[ Soft sucker. ]

Though I see what you mean. My Master is a fearsome warrior.

[psychometer]

Can I be honest?
I think you being around is making her mean to me

[ Aka, Diarmuid has bolstered Ai's confidence and willingness to put Lien in her place. So, a good thing. ]

Try not to do such a good job, geez

[onoir]

[ Oh. That's...

...Nice? He's always had a soft spot for people being candid with one another; clashing is better than silence, and he wonders if the twins had their own helping of rough patches. ]

If I'm permitted to be honest in return, I think you prefer her being less deferential.

[psychometer]

Well, you know as long as it doesn't end up with her ending my life
So you're right about her being fearsome! \o/
But you know what that means
it means don't be afraid w/ keeping her on her toes

[onoir]

She's far too fond of you to do anything serious, I think.

Your advice is well received, Miss Lien.
Though I can't help but wonder if you just want to watch me be scolded.

[psychometer]

Are you telling me
she has NEVER scolded you before?
Suspicious...

[onoir]

You have intuition and skills of perception, don't you?
I think you could hazard a guess.

[psychometer]

ok
My guess is that she's scolded you



Reluctantly
And probably a headbutt was involved at some point

[onoir]

[ oh my god!! ]

Does she headbutt you often?

[psychometer]

It's her last resort to get her point across
It fucking hurts!