expio: (] wow time to be obnoxious!!)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ she is very wise. he is absolutely an idiot, no matter what else might be intermingled with that very fact. wise, wise Monts.

...oh, hm. Abel nudges at his glasses and rubs into silver hair absently as he casts a glance around the carnival. ]


What...? Well, I could put your on my shoulders if you'd like a view, Miss Monts! For free~! It's practically the same thing, right?
expio: (] PETROS.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ mumbling petulantly 'WEIRD uncle,' he rubs at his forehead and huffs a pout. ]

Well! If my services aren't good enough for you, then pray tell, what is Miss Monts? Hm? Or are you secretly scared of heights, is that it...?

[ ... ]

Would you rather do something else? I could go for round two of snacks, if you're asking my opinion.

[ he will have her gain 60 lbs by the end of the night at this rate, ]
expio: (| conversationalist.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ and he is, as always, trotting alongside her...! always happy to follow, this priest. ]

Hm? ...Oh, no - my door always leads home, I'm afraid. [ nudging at his glasses, his eyes are lit up curiously behind those lenses, ] So, I could go to the Grind if I followed after you...?
expio: (] wow she really dropped her panties)

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[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...o-oh...

oh?? spelled out plainly like this, wow... actual warm fuzzies, ah... ]
expio: (] my little girl is growing up...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's laying his hand so gently on her shoulder. touched. ]

A... ah, of course I know you like me...! What kind of a silly question is that...? Who on earth doesn't? I'm an incredibly likeable person~! So friendly! Charming! Handsome!!

[ too late to take it back now he's coming to visit her!!! ]
expio: (] m-miss mermaid...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ 'destroy' him...... he flashbacks to the Great Blu-Ray Rack Incident of ???? and feels a slight shiver run down his spine. ah. aha, she isn't entirely joking is she,

he's clearing his throat-- ]


A-ah, yes, veritably. Of course, I'm not one to turn down a free drink...! And certainly not one from Miss Monts! Your tea is practically infamous~!

[ among who?? imagine Abel going home and ranting to his fellow clergy about Monts' tea and his time in jamjar horror town, at least they already probably think he's nuts, ]
expio: ([ cheekily cheerful.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ h-haha. she's going to spoil him, is that it...? well, he isn't averse to the thought at all, personally. he'll have to find some way to properly repay her, of course. Abel's smiling a little more fondly as he nods his assent, quite pleased at the invitation. ]

Mm, a friend of mine is quite dearly attached to tea-making...! She comes up with new recipes whenever she has spare time... I bet she'd talk my ear off for the details, if you've got something new and interesting for me to try!

[ house of mirrors, huh...? oh, is that one of those attractions where your reflection becomes super tall or skinny or fat or-- he's ALL about this, ]

--Aha! Perfect, just what I was in the mood for, something with no clowns!!

[ Monts don't joke about the clowns

he is becoming even more sensitive about clowns after this entire experience ]
expio: (| quiet inquiry.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...? Like a trail of breadcrumbs?

[ w-wait, she isn't saying she's afraid they might get stuck inside, is she? he's hesitating just a moment before inevitably trotting in after her. ]

--That, ah. Sounds a little... um, I guess we'll just have to try and be mindful of where we're going, right? [ all joking aside, he will do his best to remain cognizant of their surroundings. everything has been harmless so far, but

you never know... ]
expio: (| questioningly.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
...I'd like to avoid property damage, if we can help it-- I mean, don't they say breaking a mirror is seven years bad luck...? I really can't afford that kind of misfortune, Miss Monts, I don't know about you...

[ captain notorious hideous luck over here, hello, he's probably infecting Monts by proximity!!

...but the interior is strangely dim, quiet, and uneventful for the fare one might expect from Fogtown. maybe the only curse to be suffered here is boredom?? ]


Do you think it's, ah. Closed, or something? There was no one outside...
expio: (] ...so it's like that...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, it'd be terribly like this place for this to be a house of literal mirrors. Nothing weird about it. Just one big hoax, you know...?

[ a sigh over her shoulder, though he's still peering around as if he's waiting for something to jump out at them, spook them... their images to warp into clowns, so on and so forth-- ]

--Just try and remember, 'seven years,' Miss Monts! That's a long time...! You don't need any more foul luck, as far as I can tell...

[ you know, just... saying, after that fortune telling, ]
expio: (] πŸ˜‚)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ catching sight of himself at her behest, he's abruptly doing what all adults must do when faced with a mirror distorting their image -- making stupid faces and wobbling around...... smh, ]

O-ohh, I could step on you, how are you so small...?! Wait, how does that even work? Th-this is so silly--

[ he's trying to wiggle appropriately to get in front of the proper mirror to shrink him down to size-- MOOONTS stop hogging the MIIIIRRORRRR ]
expio: (| "fetch.")

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
W-wasteful? What is that supposed to mean...?

[ he's turning to blink quizzically at her, but... not wanting to be left behind, is quickly following after in her footsteps!! ]

...Ah, yes, that's very kind of you to be looking out for me and my propensity for vertigo. It truly is a shame, sucks all the fun out of those spinny rides like the ones outside. Hey, Miss Monts - do you like roller coasters...?

[ he will just ramble forever, dw about ever having a lapse in conversation, ]
expio: (] oho-ho-ho...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-21 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he nearly bumps into her where she's gone still, and mumbles a distracted apology - looking out into the array of mirrors before them. it is quite weird, seeing their reflections absent and only the open hall behind them.

... ]


Oooh, this is interesting! One of those... optical illusions? [ he's peering around for where the other mirrors must be that are causing this particular trick of the eye. ]

It's like we're ghosts... [ cue the wibbly fingers and making "ooOOooo" noises, ]

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