expio: ([ W-WOW HAHA...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ ominous? OMINOUS?? what about this carnival is ominous?! it looks like sweet, innocent, perfectly wholesome fun~!! what was there to be apprehensive about, honestly...?

...okay maybe he just wants any and all excuses to eat fair food and he is not accepting criticisms about his life choices at this time,

in contrast to Monts' hesitation, Abel is grasping her by the wrist and - with the utmost enthusiasm - dragged her excitedly into the bustling sights and sounds and delectable scents of the Carnival!!! he is like an over-eager child and Monts, by association, has no choice but to Suffer with him. ]


--I'm sorry, but 'no' simply isn't in my vocabulary at this point and time... You'll have to try it again later~! [ MOTORING right on in and bulldozing over any protests, he's flashing her a bright and cheery smile over his shoulder!! ] Hey, hey Miss Monts - what should we do first?! Are you hungry...?! --Ooo, funnel cake...!!
expio: (] obnoxious??)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, and the catch part is me catching it in my mouth. Hungrily. And with vigor.

[ he's keeping hold of her wrist and he isn't relenting in the least as he tugs her through the array of bright lights of the attractions and food stalls; honestly, is he suspicious of all this...? considerably. please, please, he isn't a complete moron (citation needed) and Abel's well aware that Fogtown had a mind of its own with a decidedly cruel twist, at times.

...even so. it could also be unexpectedly kind, couldn't it? and sometimes, it was harmless. he could hope, alright? he could hope.

Abel's sending another glance over his shoulder at her, completely ignoring her sour expression and grudging acquiescence. ]


Oh, come on...! You're not going to make me eat all alone, are you...?! That's so boring. You don't want to be boring, do you...?
expio: (] PETROS.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wow... boring and cheap.

[ judgmental look... ]

And not only that, but you're telling me you have horrible taste as well? Who doesn't like funnel cake?? Next you'll tell me you don't like caramel apples, either.
expio: ([ cuter when you smile~!)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow. wow, it's that smile. wow. there's that icy crawl up his spine. but he's pretending he doesn't notice anything, playing oblivious as he merrily continues toward a food stall selling large soft pretzels and different fountain drinks-- ]

Hm? Yes, my dear? Please, whatever could be on your mind...?
expio: (] ahHAHA nervous laughter)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ --err. he's faltering a step, his pace slowed by her abrupt IRON GRIP on his shoulder... and while he's laughing with an anxious edge, he waves his hand in nonchalant dismissal-- ]

O-oh... so you stopped being boring, Miss Monts...? I'm so glad to hear it~! Welcome to the party!! Well, then -- by all means, lead on!
expio: (] ...so it's like that...)

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[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
What on earth did funnel cakes ever do to you...?! Honestly! Is this some kind of complex...? Did you choke on one as a child? Did one kill your pet goldfish...? Maybe we need to sit down and have a talk about this deep-seated issue from your childho... hood, hm--? Who, now?

[ ....tapering off-- wait, wait. what was that about 'leaving Abel alone with him?' he's angling his head around to over his shoulder-- ]
expio: (] h-hold on now Tres!)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ --and nearly careens right into her as he jumps back a good foot and a half, tripping over himself with a loud squeal (--my, that was impressively high-pitched??); he scrambles to cram all 6'4 of himself behind her to cower pitifully. MONTS?? MONTS????? HELP, ]

N-- no, no no no. NO. I do NOT do clowns. No! Tell h-him, NO, thank you! We do not want any! If he makes a balloon animal, I WILL vomit, I swear on the Good Lord's name--
expio: (] you're not my REAL MOM)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is, true to his word, making a dramatic dry heaving noise behind her because of course he is, leaning over as if he's suddenly and dramatically ill. one cannot accuse him of not being a committed actor, at the least-- ]

U-- ugh, p... please, please, pleasepleasePLEASE make him go away...!! I'll be good, I'll-- I'll be GOOD, I swear~! Pleeee~ase Miss Monts... [ doubled over, he's tugging plaintively on her sleeve with a teary-eyed expression of desperation and pure woe....... he Cannot??? he Cannot, with the clowns.

HE CANNOT. ]
expio: (] and then i fell in a puddle and...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ he groans in a most melodramatic fashion as she pokes him, eyes going cross... but, looking miserable, Abel inevitably nods. ]

Y- yes, yeeees, I hear you loud and clear... alright? You win, you win...

[ sniffling, he's rubbing his face on his sleeve and giving her a dejected look. wow?? so mean...? she better not abandon him to a Clown-beholden fate or he'll never forgive her... ]

W...will you hold my hand if he comes back...?
expio: (] enthusiastic ENCOURAGEMENT)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ --immediate 180, abruptly straightening and lighting up as if this gloom had never befallen him at all-- ]

Ah, really...? W-well then~! What are we waiting for...? --Oh, um, you can lead the way, of course~!

[ he's learned his lesson. (probably.) ]
expio: ([ roguish grin.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Abel, to no one's shock, is more than happy to inhale just about whatever he gets his hands on - either he's quite confident there's nothing to worry about, or it's a risk he's decided is worth the payoff.

...guess which one it is,

regardless, he's licking sugar and frosting from his fingers as he finishes the last bit of funnel cake and a deep fried chocolate chip cookie, looking entirely too pleased with himself as they near the game stalls. and he cannot help

but notice

a particular wayward glance toward a whale, to their right... Abel is eying her, and then the whale as if to ascertain whether or not this is what's caught her attention, before clearing his throat and leeeeeaning obnoxiously closer. ]


Hey, Miss Monts... are you a good shot? What would you say to a friendly competition...?
expio: ([ cool action guy wink!! yea......)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Terrible, actually~!

[ he flashes her a wink and a grin, before he's - once more - taking her sleeve and all but dragging her toward the stall. ]

Oh, sorry; it's too late to say no...! You accept, right? C'mon, you surely won't turn down a nice friendly challenge... what do you have to lose? [ h-heh. HEH, ]

We're going for that, [ he gestures to the whale, ] so you better give it your all, got it? The winner gets the whale and bragging rights for the next millennia, so you'll be properly incentivized to give it your all. Okay, okay, get your pistol. Go on!
expio: (] oho-ho-ho...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-16 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah? But of course! What man would make his doting, sweet Carnival date carry her own prize, Miss Monts...? Goodness, do you think I was raised in a barn?

[ but he doesn't give her any time to mull that one over, taking his pistol and making a good show of looking suitably clumsy with it :) haha, guns :) wow :) he has no experience with these, wow,

...she is about to get destroyed, ]


Al~right, are you ready~?

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