expio: (| but...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ even after all the odd and seemingly inexplicable events of Fogtown, sometimes it was still hard to believe things so far outside his own experience. but this is much easier to swallow as fact than it would have been months ago; he’s adjusting, little by little. to truly be able to see the future... even if it wasn’t set in stone?

...Abel hesitates, before he tilts his head ever so slightly in quiet inquiry. ]


What do you mean...? Did something happen?
expio: (| ah!)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ MONTS.......

there had been some Subtle Concern at the beginning of this tale, without a doubt - and it had only slowly grown as she had gotten closer and closer to the inevitable ‘hook,’ so to speak. —she really, with such a cavalier indifference....

he knew she didn’t feel pain, knew she was strong and could recover, but even so—

this kind of callous disregard to her own well-being said a great deal, didn’t it? there’s a flash of disquiet in his eyes, and even if he’s putting on the usual facade, it’s... a little hard to bury the sincerity beneath it. ]


...Y-you’re telling me she told you that you were going to get murdered, and you set yourself up like one of those cheesy horror films where the audience is screaming for the protagonist not to go inside the whole time...?? M-Miss Monts...?? I—

[ MONts........ he needs to chip her or get her a life alert or something he is now going to be constantly worried about this woMAN, ]

—So what happened?! With the... the stabby guy...?! Did you have him arrested, o-or... I mean - why was he even there in the first place? Were you okay...?!

[ he has a lot of questions???? ]
expio: (] PETROS.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ ........she’s going to be the death of him.

his expression is briefly strangled, before he’s heaving a WEARIED, heavy sigh and pinching the bridge of his nose, plucking off his glssses to rub. ]


Ah~! Naturally. Your favorite customer! Who doesn’t bond over a good stabbing...? That’s what I’ve always said!

[ the sarcasm. it’s palpable. ]
expio: (] and we do NOT discuss edible panties!!)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ —ah. ah, so it had been like that...

the pieces come together for him, and something a little softly sympathetic, a little worried for her manages to worm its way into blue eyes. but the more sober expression is short-lived, buried and plastered over quickly enough as the subject meanders along to more...

comical matters- his face is abruptly going a deep shade of red, ]


S— stop, I did not wring your neck or anything, don’t make it sound like that....!! [ look he thought there was a bug, okay?? a bug. A BUG, it was SO innocent, ] Y-you didn’t tell anyone about this, did you...? —Please tell me you didn’t. I will die. I will DIE, expire right here on the spot—

[ ok he might be swept up in melodrama but he’s like an elephant

and these details have been catalogued... at this rate Monts is going to be doomed tbh 😔 ]
expio: (] pulls hair out PROFUSELY)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ that face of hers... he's pouting, another quiet and petulant huff exhaled as he holds the flap of the tent aside for her to enter, as if abruptly remembering he is occasionally possessed of manners. ]

Oh, what a relief...! You didn't smear my good name all over God knows where with your slander about choking you like I'm some kind of degenerate...

[ but not too well-mannered, of course.

the interior of the tent is low-lit and ~atmospheric,~ naturally - there's lots of beads and dramatic candlelight. i-it's a little...

creepy....

Abel might be hovering close behind Monts' shoulder. just a bit, for ah. you know. protection in numbers, you see. ]


Y-you're going first, since, you know. You have experience, and ah...

[ GUINEA PIG, ]
expio: (] c-crawling... in my skin...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ the creepy atmosphere...? just deepened about tenfold, and Abel is still hovering close to Monts' shoulder as they creep closer. this veiled, vaguely womanly shape is... not assisting to quell his rustled nerves.

Abel's hand might be a little more firm where it's resting at Monts' shoulder, a light wobble in his voice, ]


T... tarot? [ ... ]

Do you think she's, ah... a witch?
Do witches use tarot...? W-wait, who uses tarot again? I'm getting sweaty. S-sweaty. What if she uses the cards to suck out our souls or something...?

[ ... ]

--Wait, can she... can she do that.
expio: (] she's going to kiiiilllll meeee...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ he has some Regrets??? maybe a few... when he mentioned fortune teller he was kind of picturing one of those automated booths you put a coin in or something, n-not... whatever this is??

he's looking more than a little hesitant, but... once she's promised to go Old Testament on their ass should things go south, he's grudgingly taking a seat beside her. don't mind him if his eyes linger on the unsettling veiled figure, and he may be scooting his chair discreetly closer to Monts... ]


What...? [ .. ] Oh, well. Yes, heretical and all, but what on this island isn't heretical these days? Honestly, I've just given up on any hopes of propriety, so that's the least of my concerns. It isn't like Caterina knows what I'm doing, right~? Our little secret!

[ haha thanks for conspiring to do a heresy with him Monts love ya, ]

...You definitely won't let her eat my soul, right. Because I quite like it just where it is? Promise?
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expio: (] radiates obnoxious energy)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
--What! You would not. [ ............wow??? betrayed... he's folding his arms over his chest and looking between them - he can't tell which one is more dangerous, anymore, and sinks into his coat some. honestly... not fair, it really isn't fair. a priest can't get any respect, these days. ] W-well, fine then! I'll just sit here and enjoy my heresy in peace and quiet, how about that...?

[ ok he is actually pretty curious about how this is going to work... Fogtown can either be 100% ridiculous and comical or 100% hideous, and he's on the fence about whether or not it's too late to bow out of their, uh... choice of company.

BE CAREFUL MONTS... ]


So, what do we need to do...? Hold hands? Close our eyes? Count backwards from 100...? Wait, I think that last one's anesthesia.
expio: (] beaten... dog.......)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
M-- me?! I thought you were going first!!

[ the SHOCK, the HORROR, he looks taken aback and is shooting Monts a deer in headlights look before tentatively sliding his eyes back to the Fortune Teller. th-this is... this is not what he signed up for...... ]

Are you serious...? You're going to make me go first...?! B-but I'm nervous, how on earth are you going to throw me into the lion's den like this, Miss Monts...? I thought we had an understanding~!

[ ...........GOD,

whatever. he can protest all he wants, but he has a feeling he doesn't have much of a say and is just going to be bullied into it anyway. (plus, if it turns out to be less than safe... um, he would rather he was the experimental casualty.)

thus, he's huffing once again, even as he closes his eyes and tries to think of a suitable question. something light-hearted, something that isn't heavy or awkward or embarrassing or personal or-- god, this is incredible hard. harder than he thought. w-what if he thinks the wrong thing at the crucial moment and that's what she picks up on?!?!?! WHAT IF?!?!?!?!


..... ]


U--ugh, I'm giving myself a migraine. Can we just get this over with...? Do I have to say what I'm thinking about out loud...? Ooooh, I'm getting light-headed.
expio: (] well THAT's probably not good.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...hello??? he’s rubbing at his temple and glowering furiously as he snaps his eyes open, they are conspiring against HIM now?? ]

—Why are you talking about me like I’m not here?! And I am not whiny for your information...! Goodness, whatever happened to common manners? Everyone’s a critic these days...

[ but, his eyes flicker to the table as he’s watching as their hands move to shuffle the tarot cards, intrigue and apprehension warring for control. hmm... he has to choose three, right? Abel’s waiting and watching until they’re done and the cards are splayed out for his perusal.

...

n-no pressure, right... no pressure...

(he might actually begin sweating at this rate,) slender fingers reach and gently pluck three cards from the array. well... here goes nothing?? ]


...If this says anything about suddenly being fired? I blame you and this engagement entirely, for the record.
expio: (] petulance.)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah. and there it is, that Feeling he so dislikes. it’s not a fun Feeling. it’s the one he gets when he’s swallowing something particularly bitter, and he makes a face as if that’s precisely what he’s doing, nudging habitually at his glasses and exhaling through his nose in displeasure.

but he doesn’t flinch or falter— ]


Well, the suffering part is decidedly correct, I can assure you.

[ the petulant grumble escapes him with a side-long glance toward Monts. for no particular reason. he isn’t insinuating anything, just in case she wonders. ]

This is terribly cryptic. I mean, that’s why all of this gets a bad rap, you know...? Even I could wave my arms around and say a bunch of mumbo jumbo with pretty cards. Honestly...! [ and now he’s leaning in, peering at the others he’s pulled discerningly. ] —Say, um. ...Unless one of these says I’m certain to have some rich, newly divorced supermodel fall madly in love with me, eh? I might be convinced to take this more seriously if you throw me a bone, here.
expio: (| wayward souls.)

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[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

sometimes he permits himself to forget the things this island can do. dig at. uncover, and toy with. the friendships he’s made here are precious, and some of the memories he has alongside its residents are some of his most treasured to date. it fosters complacency, doesn’t it? he’s guilty of that, and... he can’t deny it.

but there’s also moments like this one, where he remembers there’s a cost, a balance, to everything. he can feel the weight of Monts’ gaze at his side - whether it’s on him, or his cards, he isn’t sure. either way, he’s quickly schooling his face where the obfuscating idiocy had mildly slipped— ]
expio: (] obnoxious...)

[personal profile] expio 2021-04-17 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ and he’s lightly resting his hands on the last and pushing it back toward the deck, ]

The only sacrifice I’m contemplating is forgoing any more of this... kind drivel. Please, save your breath; with such a glowing picture you’re painting, what’s a man to do with himself...? I can’t handle all this flattery~!

[ Abel shoots Monts a withering look. light. genial, if exasperated. ]

I think we were better off with the clowns, personally. Can we go now...? I’d like to romance another funnel cake, if you don’t mind. Surely you don’t want to listen to any more of this nonsense, Miss Monts...?

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